First Idiot Driver for this blog

Sunday, November 23, 2008

I was going eastbound along King William this morning, on my way to get a rat for my snake. Good thing I was friggin awake because some IDIOT in a little red Honda(?) comes northbound and did not stop, let alone, slow down for the STOP sign.

Hell----oooo. You stupid Fudge!

Good thing I was watching. If you had t-boned me you would have totaled my car. I'd have been so all over your ass you'd have wished you'd never been born. That car gets me to work. It has been through a lot and been very reliable. I'd have haunted you for EVER.

So watch out Hamilton. If you drive like an idiot and I see you you will be in my blog. There will be the slightest amount of anonymity for you in that I will only be using half your license plate but as much description of time place and date when you do something stupid.


Yes, I am a crabby person when it comes to idiots. I have always tried to drive responsibly. Yes I think that 50 kph out on York BLVD is too slow, but I drive it because its the limit now. If you come up on my bumper or go tearing past me, I will be getting your info and you go on the blog. Sick to death of the idiocy I see out there on the roadway now.

Worst offenders:
people with car seats for KIDS!!!!
women (hello)
men around 30 - 40 years old
PEOPLE ON THEIR STUPID PHONES